i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Also, beer. Big fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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