yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You ate ashes out of my bong
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