He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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