Porn is love you can see.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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