i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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