I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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