How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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