I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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