that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm always down for nudity.
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