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  • I think this is my friend Michael, the blender was given as the worst wedding present ever and returned to him in which we had a gasoline power blender party. smelled and sounded like a jetski but boy was our ice finely powdered. and if this wasn't Michael then we should introduce them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:08pm
  • That is incredible...i don't know that $380 is worth the 20 seconds it saves you though...wait...who the hell am i kidding...of course it is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I have a friend with a gas-powered blender. It is un-fuking-believable. We take it up camping and can have a batch of margaritas in less than 10 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:22pm
  • lmao this is so funny. i need a breathalizer too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:22am
  • I laughed way to hard at this. Unfortunately, because I too, need a freakin breathalizer on my PC. Damn eBay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:53pm
  • That was terrible, at least make us laugh if you are going to post something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Way to go Cleveland!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:36pm
  • haha I bought a stripper pole last night...seemed like a good idea at the time..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Those are gonna be some damn interesting smoothies... Just wondering, is it called the bass-o-matic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:56pm
  • I laughed for like 5 minutes. Seriously, a GASOLINE-powered blender? For $380?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Yeah I bought a shitload of cat food one time... I don't have a fucking cat so I was like WTF in the morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:46am
  • Huh. I'd never have guessed they made those. I wonder who the target audience is.

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 26, 11 at 7:03pm