when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
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That is incredible...i don't know that $380 is worth the 20 seconds it saves you though...wait...who the hell am i kidding...of course it is...
I think this is my friend Michael, the blender was given as the worst wedding present ever and returned to him in which we had a gasoline power blender party. smelled and sounded like a jetski but boy was our ice finely powdered.
and if this wasn't Michael then we should introduce them.
I have a friend with a gas-powered blender. It is un-fuking-believable. We take it up camping and can have a batch of margaritas in less than 10 seconds.
I laughed way to hard at this. Unfortunately, because I too, need a freakin breathalizer on my PC. Damn eBay!
lmao this is so funny. i need a breathalizer too!
That was terrible, at least make us laugh if you are going to post something.
Way to go Cleveland!
haha I bought a stripper pole last night...seemed like a good idea at the time..
Those are gonna be some damn interesting smoothies...
Just wondering, is it called the bass-o-matic?
I laughed for like 5 minutes. Seriously, a GASOLINE-powered blender? For $380?
Yeah I bought a shitload of cat food one time...
I don't have a fucking cat so I was like WTF in the morning
Huh. I'd never have guessed they made those. I wonder who the target audience is.