What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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