Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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