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  • Obvious ending is that she said "no," since she didn't want Samuel L. Jackson accidentally bringing any snakes onto her plane.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 9, 10 at 12:20pm
  • Dramadork may have posted the funniest thing I've seen on this website.... Wait you were kidding right

    Submitted by thedundunna72 on May 9, 10 at 12:22pm
  • hahahahah this one is actually funny.

    Submitted by anonymousfrom920 on May 9, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Totally FTW!

    Submitted by Hobo888 on May 10, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Moderation is key? Has this guy ever seen a beer. But we need to get these snakes off this motherfuckin plane!

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 9, 10 at 12:22pm
  • What this situation requires is a whole lot more of you SHUTTIN' YO MOTHAFUCKIN' ASS UP.

    Submitted by kippipie on May 9, 10 at 2:50pm
  • 12:09 your an idiot, this site is about people getting wasted. But I'm guessing by the name dramadork your probably not going to get laid ever.

    Submitted by mvcolville on May 9, 10 at 4:26pm
  • What a keeper.

    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 9, 10 at 4:15pm
  • It's called Isamjackson, and it's free.

    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 9, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Dumb, dumb. See the trick is to NOT get so drunk you lose full control. Moderation is the key. Don't over-indulge

    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 12:09pm
    • Why are you even on this website if you don't want to see texts about people "over-indulging"?

      Submitted by anonymousfrom920 on May 9, 10 at 12:12pm