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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on May 9, 10 at 12:20pm

    Obvious ending is that she said "no," since she didn't want Samuel L. Jackson accidentally bringing any snakes onto her plane.

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    Submitted by thedundunna72 on May 9, 10 at 12:22pm

    Dramadork may have posted the funniest thing I've seen on this website.... Wait you were kidding right

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    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 9, 10 at 12:22pm

    Moderation is key? Has this guy ever seen a beer. But we need to get these snakes off this motherfuckin plane!

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    Submitted by kippipie on May 9, 10 at 2:50pm

    What this situation requires is a whole lot more of you SHUTTIN' YO MOTHAFUCKIN' ASS UP.

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    Submitted by anonymousfrom920 on May 9, 10 at 12:07pm

    hahahahah this one is actually funny.

  • Submitted by charlesdickins on May 9, 10 at 12:44pm

    It's called Isamjackson, and it's free.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:08pm


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    Submitted by mvcolville on May 9, 10 at 4:26pm

    12:09 your an idiot, this site is about people getting wasted. But I'm guessing by the name dramadork your probably not going to get laid ever.

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    Submitted by Hobo888 on May 10, 10 at 8:18pm

    Totally FTW!

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    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 9, 10 at 4:15pm

    What a keeper.

  • Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 12:09pm

    Dumb, dumb. See the trick is to NOT get so drunk you lose full control. Moderation is the key. Don't over-indulge

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      Submitted by anonymousfrom920 on May 9, 10 at 12:12pm

      Why are you even on this website if you don't want to see texts about people "over-indulging"?