census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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