dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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