tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I understand Curling. That high.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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