Non-Jews are for practice
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Blood and glitter go together right?
Bring me that man meat
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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