Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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