David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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