Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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it's gonna happen to me...............or less
Handjobs should be considered a form of punishment.
that's grounds for jizz in the food
unless its a handjob from a stanger on your honeymoon....
Taste the goods before you get married, douche
so weve established it wasnt cool, funny text really
people who only got blowjobs on their honeymoons
never heard this analogy before, its a keeper haha
Hello st.Augustine floridaa
You all need to pay attention to the text better. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.
11:45, seriously? go fuck yourself and grow up.
OMGGGG MISTER WAFFFFLESSSSSS FUCK MEEEEE
which probably means you're old as dirt...
Sorry, I voted "good night". I thought he meant hand job from a total stranger. In the pool. While your new wife was passed out on pina coladas six feet away. On your honeymoon.
who voted "good night"?
Get an annulment!!! Even if she was on the rag she should have let u oiled up her tits and redecorated them lmao
That's what my wife does for me ;) FYL haha
the real FUCK guy would have put way more fucks. you're just a knock off piece of shit fuck guy.
Looks like someone needs a Waffle.
I also love the waffler... why does shit like this turn me on???
Sounds Like a family guy cutscene
a handjob sucks dick.. either get a deep throat or tell her to gtfo
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CALL HER AND TELL HER WHAT A BITCH SHE IS
OMG!!! Someone stole my wedding story!!!!! WTF!!!
2:55 its called an "analogy"
best poster on TFLN:
I'm in love with you, you bring me such joy
That must've been a helluva joke!
this analogy is older than dirt... i heard it 10 years ago when I was Junior in HS.
Lol @ 3:40
Now a honeymoon like that really would be special!!!
11:45, what's your phone number? I'd love to call you and tell you what a douche you are.
I diddle canaries for sport.
-The REAL FUCK Guy
i think that's grounds for a quick divorce....