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  • it's gonna happen to me...............or less

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Handjobs should be considered a form of punishment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:16pm
  • that's grounds for jizz in the food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:02pm
  • unless its a handjob from a stanger on your honeymoon....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:40pm
  • Taste the goods before you get married, douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:55pm
  • people who only got blowjobs on their honeymoons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:00pm
  • so weve established it wasnt cool, funny text really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Hello st.Augustine floridaa

    Submitted by maddix3luv on Apr 18, 10 at 10:30pm
  • never heard this analogy before, its a keeper haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:41pm
  • You all need to pay attention to the text better. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:14pm
  • which probably means you're old as dirt...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:37pm
  • OMGGGG MISTER WAFFFFLESSSSSS FUCK MEEEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 11:45, seriously? go fuck yourself and grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Sorry, I voted "good night". I thought he meant hand job from a total stranger. In the pool. While your new wife was passed out on pina coladas six feet away. On your honeymoon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Get an annulment!!! Even if she was on the rag she should have let u oiled up her tits and redecorated them lmao That's what my wife does for me ;) FYL haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:45pm
  • the real FUCK guy would have put way more fucks. you're just a knock off piece of shit fuck guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:56pm
  • who voted "good night"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I also love the waffler... why does shit like this turn me on???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:58pm
  • (>'-')># Looks like someone needs a Waffle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Sounds Like a family guy cutscene

    Submitted by crackajake on May 22, 10 at 10:39pm
  • a handjob sucks dick.. either get a deep throat or tell her to gtfo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 1 718 696 8592 CALL HER AND TELL HER WHAT A BITCH SHE IS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:45pm
  • OMG!!! Someone stole my wedding story!!!!! WTF!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:34am
  • best poster on TFLN: Waffle man I'm in love with you, you bring me such joy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:41pm
  • That must've been a helluva joke!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:22am
  • 2:55 its called an "analogy" durrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 11:45, what's your phone number? I'd love to call you and tell you what a douche you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:20am
  • this analogy is older than dirt... i heard it 10 years ago when I was Junior in HS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Lol @ 3:40 Now a honeymoon like that really would be special!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:18am
  • I diddle canaries for sport. -The REAL FUCK Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:42pm
  • i think that's grounds for a quick divorce....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:59pm
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