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  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:40pm

    unless its a handjob from a stanger on your honeymoon....

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:41pm

    never heard this analogy before, its a keeper haha

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    Taste the goods before you get married, douche

  • 47 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:16pm

    Handjobs should be considered a form of punishment.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:14pm

    You all need to pay attention to the text better. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:53pm

    11:45, seriously? go fuck yourself and grow up.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:00pm

    people who only got blowjobs on their honeymoons

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:50pm

    Sorry, I voted "good night". I thought he meant hand job from a total stranger. In the pool. While your new wife was passed out on pina coladas six feet away. On your honeymoon.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    so weve established it wasnt cool, funny text really

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    which probably means you're old as dirt...

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:02pm

    that's grounds for jizz in the food

  • 44 47
    Submitted by maddix3luv on Apr 18, 10 at 10:30pm

    Hello st.Augustine floridaa

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:09pm

    it's gonna happen to me...............or less

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:58pm

    I also love the waffler... why does shit like this turn me on???

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:45pm

    who voted "good night"?

  • 38 39
    Submitted by crackajake on May 22, 10 at 10:39pm

    Sounds Like a family guy cutscene

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:58pm

    OMGGGG MISTER WAFFFFLESSSSSS FUCK MEEEEE

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:56pm

    the real FUCK guy would have put way more fucks. you're just a knock off piece of shit fuck guy.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:34am

    OMG!!! Someone stole my wedding story!!!!! WTF!!!

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:45pm

    Get an annulment!!! Even if she was on the rag she should have let u oiled up her tits and redecorated them lmao That's what my wife does for me ;) FYL haha

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:05pm

    (>'-')># Looks like someone needs a Waffle.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:57pm

    a handjob sucks dick.. either get a deep throat or tell her to gtfo

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:45pm

    1 718 696 8592 CALL HER AND TELL HER WHAT A BITCH SHE IS

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:42pm

    I diddle canaries for sport. -The REAL FUCK Guy

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:35pm

    this analogy is older than dirt... i heard it 10 years ago when I was Junior in HS.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:14pm

    2:55 its called an "analogy" durrr

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:22am

    That must've been a helluva joke!

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:20am

    11:45, what's your phone number? I'd love to call you and tell you what a douche you are.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:18am

    Lol @ 3:40 Now a honeymoon like that really would be special!!!

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:41pm

    best poster on TFLN: Waffle man I'm in love with you, you bring me such joy

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:59pm

    i think that's grounds for a quick divorce....