Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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