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  • Studies have shown that sucking dick during a tornado will allow the pressure inside your body to equalize to near that of the decreased pressure inside a tornado, thus preventing your body from exploding. So... he's just looking out for your safety. You should blow him and thank him for saving your life

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 2, 11 at 1:02pm
  • Beats the taste of a flying 2x4

    Submitted by shamrock2112 on Jun 2, 11 at 4:39pm
  • Let it happen

    Submitted by priceman9 on Jun 2, 11 at 11:20am
  • Yummy cummy ;P

    Submitted by cassiehoxy on Jun 2, 11 at 10:57pm
  • Ha, I go to Umass Amherst, nearby there

    Submitted by MAgirl on Jun 2, 11 at 10:14pm
  • I live in California and I've been using that. Do it you prude.

    Submitted by captainC on Jun 2, 11 at 12:05pm
  • This made my fucking day!!! Lmao

    Submitted by arimar3 on Jun 3, 11 at 6:48pm
  • last flavor i want in my mouth = volcano burritos from taco bell. or unicorn blood. (probably the same taste)

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 3, 11 at 1:21pm