Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Studies have shown that sucking dick during a tornado will allow the pressure inside your body to equalize to near that of the decreased pressure inside a tornado, thus preventing your body from exploding. So... he's just looking out for your safety. You should blow him and thank him for saving your life
Beats the taste of a flying 2x4
Let it happen
Yummy cummy ;P
Ha, I go to Umass Amherst, nearby there
ha, no one caaaares
I live in California and I've been using that. Do it you prude.
This made my fucking day!!! Lmao
last flavor i want in my mouth = volcano burritos from taco bell. or unicorn blood. (probably the same taste)