Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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