Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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