R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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