But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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