Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
that's an acceptable place to lick
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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