I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
