Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Never go ass to mouth.
Better than waking up with HIV
Won't know that for the next 6 months or so.
Pink eye is curable. Thumbs up on the threesome!!
Pink eye comes from e coli which is in shit, way to go feces face
More like herpes to the eye
No you're just really high
so you had a three some and contracted pink eye? GOOD job it could have been worse...
you should see the other guy
me too! minus the threesome:/
you, quite literally, got shitfaced.
is that you vinnie?
Sounds like a shittt experience
It's funny because you had sex with someone who had pink eye and u caught it.
Hahahahahaha YES!!!!!!\nsorry that's truelly all I can say to this text
so according to the reply if u get pinkeye u must of got shit in your eye.....
Could be the clap it in your eye. So it still could be an STD if the discharge is green.
doesnt necessarily mean they caught it from someone. you can get pinkeye from e coli, at least according to knocked up haha. so they got some nice ass eye
Repost from a few months ago.
Gotta love STDs...
Wait until you see the pus filled blisters on your naughty parts- ain't NO Visine strong enough for the dreaded STDs!!!
Sounds like it went well to me.
Wow, high five on the threesome. No five on the pink eye. Let me ax you a question, When you rub your eyes do you get a hint of tuna?
Youre a fucking idiot. How old are you? 14?
dickstar- gangly white yellowish gooey funk\nroflmao! xD
At least you'll always have a browneye! Unless you have an STD. Then it turns all sorts of gangly white yellowish gooey funk.
My friend had a threesome with the ladies from "Two girls, One cup." He caught pink everything…and a little bit of brown too.
Hahah this is awesome poor showing america. And you don't get pink eye from sleeping with someone with pinkeye for the dumbass who posted that
Well, pink eye is highly contagious and since you usually have to be physically close to another person to sleep with them, yes, you can get pink eye from sleeping with someone. And OP ydi.
What the fuck are you even trying to say in that first sentence?
Wear them with pride my friend. The pink badge of courage... Two of them!