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  • Submitted by schlock on Jul 29, 10 at 3:01pm

    Never go ass to mouth.

  • Submitted by darealist21 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:03pm

    Better than waking up with HIV

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      Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 29, 10 at 3:08pm

      Won't know that for the next 6 months or so.

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    Submitted by thohug on Jul 29, 10 at 2:48pm

    Pink eye is curable. Thumbs up on the threesome!!

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    Submitted by spinellipbr on Jul 29, 10 at 3:45pm

    Pink eye comes from e coli which is in shit, way to go feces face

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    Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 29, 10 at 8:10pm

    More like herpes to the eye

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    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 29, 10 at 2:45pm

    No you're just really high

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    Submitted by stolenduck43 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:01pm

    so you had a three some and contracted pink eye? GOOD job it could have been worse...

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 29, 10 at 3:45pm

    you should see the other guy

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    Submitted by crazytxter on Jul 29, 10 at 3:30pm

    me too! minus the threesome:/

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    Submitted by sexythang0526 on Jul 29, 10 at 10:58pm

    is that you vinnie?

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    Submitted by dangsexynurse on Jul 29, 10 at 5:15pm

    Youre a fucking idiot. How old are you? 14?

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    Submitted by doratheexplorer on Jul 30, 10 at 1:00am

    you, quite literally, got shitfaced.

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    Submitted by hxcxxtay on Jul 30, 10 at 2:15am

    Sounds like a shittt experience

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    Submitted by TheSluttyNun on Jul 30, 10 at 1:16am

    Hahahahahaha YES!!!!!!\nsorry that's truelly all I can say to this text

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    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:04pm

    It's funny because you had sex with someone who had pink eye and u caught it.

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    Submitted by Sneelok on Jul 29, 10 at 4:40pm

    Sounds like it went well to me.

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    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 29, 10 at 2:57pm

    Repost from a few months ago.

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    Submitted by Nanniepoo on Jul 29, 10 at 3:28pm

    doesnt necessarily mean they caught it from someone. you can get pinkeye from e coli, at least according to knocked up haha. so they got some nice ass eye

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    Submitted by destructo on Jul 30, 10 at 3:19am

    Wow, high five on the threesome. No five on the pink eye. Let me ax you a question, When you rub your eyes do you get a hint of tuna?

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    Submitted by oreos on Jul 30, 10 at 1:47am

    Gotta love STDs...

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    Submitted by dannycatania on Jul 31, 10 at 10:41am

    Wear them with pride my friend. The pink badge of courage... Two of them!

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    Submitted by thetruth13 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:06pm

    so according to the reply if u get pinkeye u must of got shit in your eye.....

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    Submitted by iJordan on Jul 29, 10 at 11:22pm

    dickstar- gangly white yellowish gooey funk\nroflmao! xD

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    Submitted by dickstar on Jul 29, 10 at 6:01pm

    At least you'll always have a browneye! Unless you have an STD. Then it turns all sorts of gangly white yellowish gooey funk.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 29, 10 at 7:35pm

    Wait until you see the pus filled blisters on your naughty parts- ain't NO Visine strong enough for the dreaded STDs!!!

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    Submitted by maskedman on Jul 29, 10 at 4:40pm

    My friend had a threesome with the ladies from "Two girls, One cup." He caught pink everything…and a little bit of brown too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 11:35pm

    Shit peepers!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 11:37pm

    Could be the clap it in your eye. So it still could be an STD if the discharge is green.

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    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:33pm

    Hahah this is awesome poor showing america. And you don't get pink eye from sleeping with someone with pinkeye for the dumbass who posted that

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      Submitted by Taipan on Jul 29, 10 at 3:48pm

      Well, pink eye is highly contagious and since you usually have to be physically close to another person to sleep with them, yes, you can get pink eye from sleeping with someone. And OP ydi.

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      Submitted by arcturus0688 on Jul 29, 10 at 9:40pm

      What the fuck are you even trying to say in that first sentence?