You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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