yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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