So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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