the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize