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    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 5, 11 at 10:20am

    I don't care what you say, "teaching my cat to play fetch" and "drinking wine and watching Thumbelina" are euphemisms for masturbation.

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    Submitted by TheWingMan on Dec 5, 11 at 3:11pm

    The Olsen twins have really hit the skids.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 5, 11 at 1:06pm

    @porksword: dibs on Bea.

    • 38 54
      Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 5, 11 at 9:29pm

      You don't care that she has a dick and it's bigger than yours?

      • 43 56
        Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 6, 11 at 4:54pm

        I think the fact that Betty White is the only one of them left alive is Wub's bigger issue...

  • 59 51
    Submitted by femmedm on Dec 5, 11 at 9:15am

    I would get a cat if it would play fetch with me...

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      Submitted by crofty on Dec 5, 11 at 6:58pm

      My cat does play fetch. Best thing ever.

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 5, 11 at 12:03pm

    The golden girls text each other?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by My_Dixie_Wrecked on Dec 5, 11 at 2:11pm

    My cat loves to play fetch with my hair ties, amusing activity.

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    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 6, 11 at 11:57pm

    Atlanta, is this the best we've got? Jeesh