i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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