my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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