is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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