i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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