what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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