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  • 72 70
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 24, 10 at 8:23pm

    Because every time I do your mom tickles my bunghole with your toothbrush.

  • 60 49
    Submitted by thehummingsong on Nov 26, 10 at 7:04pm

    do people actually send each other texts like this? LOL IM DRINKING RIGHT NOW AND ITS 11AM, shut up

  • 74 80
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 24, 10 at 3:58pm

    Gasp! Imposter! Fired

  • 60 52
    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 24, 10 at 3:58pm

    I voted bad night. This is kind of depressing.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 10 at 12:52am

    Do not insult the Россйя человеки nor Mr Scott with your empty threats. Fired!!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by seniorsuave on Nov 24, 10 at 7:05pm

    Rick Scott why oh why do you keep posting comments

  • 55 62
    Submitted by D0NALD_TRUMP on Nov 24, 10 at 10:03pm

    Dear Mr. Scott\nPlease stop using my catch-phrase, otherwise the Iron Fist of Mother Russia will come knocking on your door, hammer and sickle in hand, ready to remove your family jewels.\nSincerely, \nD. Trump\nP.S. YOU'RE fired.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by sharp3_m3tal on Nov 25, 10 at 3:51am

    Rick_Scott is a god. I'd take a cheese grater up the butt for him.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 24, 10 at 11:36pm

    A real man would drink from a 5 gallon bucket at ten AM. you're fired!

  • 46 75
    Submitted by rick_sc0tt on Nov 24, 10 at 3:57pm