So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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