Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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