We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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