office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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