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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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