There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm at about main and main street
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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