i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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