I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Does that mean you're still 2% alcohol?
48% hangover... I forgive the bad math.
Everyone knows that 2% of everything is CHEESE!!!
Blashphemer...everything OS 2% BACON.
And 2% retard?
Well the last 2% definitely aren't math skills
2% nachos... duh!
And the remaining 2%...?
Bahahaha, go back to primary school.
Someone doesn't like odd numbers...
98 is an even number
The remaining two percent is bad at math
Its part of the missing 14% of overall matter
Bitch is missing 2%. Does that mean she lost her virginity?