Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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