I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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