I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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