Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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