my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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