I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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