I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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