That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So apparently I’m into choking now
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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